I'm sure that all parents have their share of stories about the funny things their kids say. Here are a couple things our kids have said in the last week:
Tanner has some chapped skin that I put vaseline on. He has been telling everyone how I make him feel better by putting "gasoline" on his owies.
Laura, who would much prefer being in charge at all times, said to me through tears of frustration, "I just wish that I was the Queen of the world!"